Captain Mikes


  1. Choose your beef burger: organic grass-fed or Kobe beef (5oz + $1 /8oz + $2)
  2. Pick your size of burger: 5oz or 8oz (+ $2 )
  3. Choose from our creations Or build your own!
  4. Choose your side: thin fries, hand-cut fries, twice baked potato salad, coleslaw, pasta salad, organic spring side salad

Peanut butter on it?! We highly recommend a schmear of peanut butter on any burger that has bacon on it!

  • Liquor & Whores

    Beef burger topped with fresh mozzarella, prosciutto, and marinara sauce. Try with Delirium Tremens!

  • Branford Rec

    Beef burger with grilled pineapple, peppered bacon, pepperjack, and BBQ sauce. Try with Red Stripe!

  • Cheeseburger Walrus

    Beer burger with sharp cheddar, baby swiss, sautéed mushrooms, caramelized onions & horseradish mayo. Try with Big Sky Trout Slayer!

  • Never Trust a Man with No Shirt On

    Beef burger topped with caramelized onions, prosciutto, and brie cheese. Try with Stella Artois!

  • Shitty Bill

    Beef burger topped with onion straws, avocado pepperjack, and horseradish mayo. Try with Negra Modelo!

  • Samsquanch

    Beef burger topped with beer-battered smoked godua, grilled onion and BBQ sauce. Try with Flying Dog In Heat Wheat!

  • Green Bastard

    Vegetarian black bean patty topped with pepper-jack cheese & avocado. Try with Strongbow English Cider!

  • Good Track Pants

    Bacon cheddar beef burger drenched in BBQ sauce. Try with Hamm’s!

  • Shopping Cart

    Beef burger stuffed with mac & cheese, topped with velveeta and peppered bacon. Try with Oskar Blues’ Mama’s Little Yellow Pils!

  • Milk Jugs & Electrical Cords

    Beef burger, smoked gouda, caramelized onions, and ‘shrooms. Try with Moose Drool Brown Ale!

  • Sunnyvale

    Beef burger, velveeta, peppered bacon, and topped with a fried egg. Try with Young’s Double Chocolate Stout!

  • Dump Bees

    Beef burger stuffed with gouda & brie, topped with roasted red peppers, jalapenos, and Cajun mayo. It’s a stinger! Try with Corona Extra.

  • Swayze Express

    Beef burger stuffed with roquefort blue cheese, topped with Jim Beam BBQ sauce & peppered bacon. Try with Blue Moon Belgian White.

  • Bobandi

    Tall-grass beef burger stuffed with velveeta & peppered bacon; then deep fried in beer batter. Try with New Belgium Fat Tire

  • The Bible Pimp

    Beef burger stuffed with italian sausage, cream cheese, romano, and sun-dried tomatoes.  Topped with provolone and sautéed mushrooms. Try with Peroni Nastro Azzurro.

  • Dirty Burger

    Beef burger smothered in beer cheese, black and tan onion ring, and horseradish. Try with Newcastle Brown Ale!


  • Beer Chili

    Kobe beef infused with Murphy’s Irish Stout makes for a tasty, spicy, tangy, bowl of chili. Comes with a side of sour cream and jalapeños!

  • Lobster Bisque

    Homemade with cream, tomato, basil and lobster with a shot of sherry!

  • Wisconsin Beer Cheese Soup

    Rich, creamy, and steamy. Made with sharp cheddar and beers brewed only in Wisconsin! Topped with shredded cheddar-jack and crumbled bacon.

  • Jalapeño Poppers

    Hand-made, stuffed with cream cheese, sharp cheddar, and chorizo. Served with a mango-jalapeño dipping sauce.

  • Bacon Cheeseburger Eggrolls!?!

    Kobe beef, crumbled double smoked bacon, minced onion, and sharp cheddar, wrapped and fried for your pleasure! Served with horseradish mayo.

  • Crabby Patties

    Three delicate crab cakes seasoned with Cajun spices, minced red onion, and a bell pepper medley.

  • Clearing Stick Egg Fries

    Your choice of hand cut or thin cut fries drenched in our famous cheese sauce, topped with a fried egg and crumbled bacon!

  • Kittyland Shrimp

    Six jumbo tiger shrimp wrapped in bacon, served with grilled pineapple and goat cheese on a bed of tuscan greens.

  • Greasy Caveman Portobello Mushrooms

    Stuffed with Italian sausage, cream cheese, romano, & sun-dried tomatoes

  • Deep Fried Chicken Things

    6 of our famous chicken wings with your choice of buffalo, Jim beam bbq, or Mike’s sauce

  • Spring Side Salad

    Organic spring mix, tomatoes, red onion & blue cheese crumbles.  Choice of: balsamic, ranch, or blue cheese dressing.

  • Fried Cheese Curds

    Hand breaded white cheddar and jalepeño cheddar cheese curds, deep fried to perfection. Served with ranch or marinara.

Mac & Cheese

  • Mac-N-Cheese of the Week

    Check out the chalkboard for the mac-n-cheese of the week

  • Create your own Mac & Cheese

    Choose your add-ins..macaroni and a jack-cheddar blend cheese sauce comes standard.

    Choose a meat, extra cheese, seafood, special sauces, and extra toppings. You have so many options we can’t even list them here.


  • BB’s & G’s

    Toasted buns, smothered in sausage gravy. Served with 2 eggs & bacon.

  • Kitties Are So Nice

    3 potato pancakes topped with sour cream & crumbled bacon.

  • Closer To The Heart

    3 potato pancakes drenched in sausage gravy.

  • The Bare Pimp

    2 eggs, 2 bacon, toast & choice of clearing stick potatoes or potato pancakes.

  • Spamsquanch

    Grilled spam, 1 egg, cheddar cheese & bacon on a toasted bun with choice of clearing stick potatoes or potato pancakes.

  • Drunk Bastard

    2 eggs, sausage gravy & shredded cheddar jack.

  • Give Peace A Chance

    2 eggs with your choice of cheese and 3 veggies

  • Sunnyvale Skillet

    2 eggs, 5oz grassfed burger, velveeta, shredded cheddar jack & bacon.

  • French Toast

    French toasted buns, browned to perfection.

  • Stuffed Fun Buns

    French toasted bun filled with sweet cream cheese & strawberry.

  • The Park Supervisor

    5oz grassfed burger, veveeta, bacon & hash browns. Three egg omelettes are served with clearing stick potatoes or potato pancakes.

  • The Big Cyrus

    Mozzarella, Italian sausage, diced tomato, roasted red pepper, red onion, mushrooms & bacon. Three egg omelettes are served with clearing stick potatoes or potato pancakes.

  • The Geddy Lee

    Your choice of cheese & 3 vegetables. Three egg omelettes are served with clearing stick potatoes or potato pancakes.

  • The Steve French

    Brie, bacon, sauteed mushrooms & green onions. Three egg omelettes are served with clearing stick potatoes or potato pancakes.

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